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1. You Can't See Me

The blind stares of a million pairs of third eyes Lookin’ hard but they don’t realize That they will never see Reality Who am I? I ain’t nothin’ but a tour guide Usin’ science like an x-ray to see into...

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2. Hypothesis 1 (Creationism)

Darwinism is just preposterous Richard Dawkins and the rest of his apocalyptic posse Just use biology to advance their hateful atheist doctrines But the bible teaches us that human nature is fallen...

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3. No Bugs On Me

Now the monkey swings by the end of his tail As he flies from tree to tree Well there may be monkey in some of you guys But there ain’t no monkey in me And there ain’t no bugs on me There ain’t no bugs...

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4. David Buss Message

Hey Baba, David Buss here. Just reading over your lyrics for your cool new album, Human Nature, and I really love it, but one line struck me, the line about the blood of a menstruating woman being...

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5. Hypothesis 2 (Spiritualism)

Evolution is a beautiful, unifying vision But when science gets too ambitious, it shades into “scientism” If you take the time to listen to enlightened mystics Like the Dalai Llama, you’ll see, there’s...

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6. The Planter's Dilemma

So you want hippies huh? Alright, I’ll give you hippies Come to BC, meet some tree platners We’ll teach you ‘bout the prisoner’s dilemma I was raised with a spade in my hand – ecosystem Restoration is...

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7. Hypothesis 3 (Social Constructivism)

Of course evolution is true! It’s one of the central planks of the modern humanist view And science is an important tool if you wanna fly to the moon But on the subject of human nature, Darwin is...

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8. She's Ovulating

She’s ovulating – if she was a stripper I wouldn’t know why but I’d probably wanna tip her She’s ovulating – she’s dressed so provocative My histocompatibility complex is majorly Intoxicating – girl,...

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9. Short-Term Mating Dance

Assembling in these dense colonies Provides the social stimulation That is the key to coordinating their breeding Tonight’s documentary presentation Will explore the short-term mating behaviour Of one...

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10. Parental Investment

Yeah, Mr. Simmonds, Baba Brinkman Tryin’ to get committed Mr. Simmonds, Baba Brinkman We’re gonna work it out My beautiful producer I just wanna make music With you, sir; I know you’ve been with some...

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11. The Evolution of Gayness

No homo Boom bye bye in the batty boy head No homo and I’m all about my money The shots fly, now the batty guy lie dead They say “No homo!” I say “No, homophobe, Get it straight – it’s in the...

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12. Olivia Judson Message

Hey Baba, it’s Olivia Judson calling. Thanks for sending me your “Evolution of Gayness” lyrics. I think they’re great – I’m impressed by how much you managed to condense a difficult subject into about...

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13. Hypothesis 4 (Biological Determinism)

Evolution is the only theory that science hasn’t rejected For the origins of life, and humans are no exception And if behaviour has a genetic basis and it’s naturally-selected Then human nature hasn’t...

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14. Twin Studies

Twin: Hi, is this, uh, Baba Brinkman? Baba: Yeah, who’s this? Twin: Baba Brinkman the “rapping evolutionist” Baba: Yeah Twin: I’m not sure how to tell you this It’s a bit awkward, but, um, I’m your...

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15. GOCASE

G stands for “General intelligence”, which Some people seem to believe doesn’t exist But common sense suggests that in a contest of wits We’d all rather have the winners be our family and friends O...

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16. Wannabe G's

Ghetto boys Die by twenty-five Or catch a quick three-to-five From a young white Canadian Wannabe G’s perspective Baby baby Reminiscin’ back To when I wanted to be part of gangster rap To be a...

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17. Hypothesis 5 (Evolutionism)

The scope of evolution is truly amazing It explains so much, from the allure of a beautiful lady To the taste of food, to the roots of human nature But if you think it’s just genes duplicating, don’t...

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18. David Sloan Wilson Message

Hey Baba, this is David Sloan Wilson. I’ve read your script – I like it a lot. I don’t agree with everything but I think that everything you say is part of the current mix of possibilities and you’ll...

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19. Fame in the Brain

So many theories of human nature to choose from So many competing agendas spinning illusions So many incentives not to let the truth come Six million ways to lie, choose one Humans aren’t just...

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